Wednesday, August 20
Roadhouse is good! yummi to my tummi! *just farted*
Tonight Will, Brian, and myself went to Roadhouse to eat after class. While in the middle of our meal I felt a big turd coming along. So I said I needed to go to the bathroom to unload and make room for more food. While in the bathroom I was pushing pretty hard just trying to get the lil' sucker out of there. I was thinking to myself how lucky I was to be the only person in the bathroom. Just as I finished my thought someone walked in ofcourse. So I could feel were the turd was and I knew that if I contuined to keep pushing by the time the other person was done I would be ready to release. However this person was talking a rather long time infact I am pretty sure they were doing the same thing that I was. But I was intent on pushing so I pushed a hugh fart out. (and when its warm you know its going to smell like sh!t) So I started to laugh cuz just as I did it another person walked in the restroom. So at that time I was just thinking the fasted possible way to get out of there. The other chick was not going into a stall. So I thought the next best thing to do was to walk out and act like the was the other person! muhahaha ^-to slick-^ I walked back to the table acting as if all went smooth. It was hard not to tell people but I thought if I tell I have not a thing to blog about at that time. So I saved my storying for the people that come here. Be happy :)
Tonight Will, Brian, and myself went to Roadhouse to eat after class. While in the middle of our meal I felt a big turd coming along. So I said I needed to go to the bathroom to unload and make room for more food. While in the bathroom I was pushing pretty hard just trying to get the lil' sucker out of there. I was thinking to myself how lucky I was to be the only person in the bathroom. Just as I finished my thought someone walked in ofcourse. So I could feel were the turd was and I knew that if I contuined to keep pushing by the time the other person was done I would be ready to release. However this person was talking a rather long time infact I am pretty sure they were doing the same thing that I was. But I was intent on pushing so I pushed a hugh fart out. (and when its warm you know its going to smell like sh!t) So I started to laugh cuz just as I did it another person walked in the restroom. So at that time I was just thinking the fasted possible way to get out of there. The other chick was not going into a stall. So I thought the next best thing to do was to walk out and act like the was the other person! muhahaha ^-to slick-^ I walked back to the table acting as if all went smooth. It was hard not to tell people but I thought if I tell I have not a thing to blog about at that time. So I saved my storying for the people that come here. Be happy :)
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