Because of me I know of atleast 8 people that now have some sort of blog. I need to look back and see if I can find the date I got it. I have blogged off and on for along time.... Before I knew of blogger I use to have a site on Asian Avenue were I did the same thing. Which I started in 98. So thats around 5 years of writing on thoughts and people reading them.

Nobody in my family knows about my blog or any of my websites that I use to have... Its kinda like my little private life I live at home but away from home.

What a weekend, best part of all is it is still not over. Friday night Will and I hung out with Robert. We went out to dinner, then came back and looked at some stuff online. We drove out to the lake later on and met up with Matt and Christopher. Then we had a nice talk on the way back into town.
Saturday morning I met Phil he was an hour late, go figer. He had lost his cell phone, Doh! I knew that had to suck, he also almost lost his Pocket PC. Which by the way is very very cool. We got to the tournment kinda late but there was still stuff going on. There was under 100 compeditors there, yeh a National event. But I got to play alot hands (chi sao) and I even was in the "Master Demo". Which that right there alone should say something about the event. Oh ate lunch I also raced my car, hehehe. I won! It was just another civic, but it was still fun. I had good Thai food, they messed my order up with Phils and it was super super hot! I ended up eatting it all. And it burned really bad on the way down. So I hope I do not get Dong Kong Mon. But I think I might be finding out shortly.

Today I quit! No more little kids for me, muhhahahah!

Looks like I will be headed to Dallas this weekend rather than Paintball. Kung Fu comes before getting shot (: The real reason Boba and Thai. ummm food...

Black Women Part II

Its like peas and corn bread...
Little black women got big attitudes (so do big black women but it fits). Little black women remind me of little dogs. 1. They think they are a German Shepard’s. 2. There bark is much worse than there bit. They jump around and yap yap yap. But always with in ten feet you. Or behind someone/thing much larger. Now this all changes when it comes to there man. Then they bow up right in his face (dude happens to be almost 7 feet tall, good thing they can jump) and are ready to throw down!

I think the name of my first book will be “The world according to Liz.” Its will be a #1 seller.

I bought one of the little ear deals for my phone so that I do not get a ticket. I dont know if it is true or not but I was told as of Sept. 1 if you are cought talking on the cell phone its a $100 ticket $500 fine. So I got ripped off, $15 I hate when I do not have time to buy things on ebay. On top of that they only had one kind. Which was not what I had in mind. However it was what I would have thought to be the cooler one. *if there would have been more* Its got weird colors... oh well

Last night before I went to sleep I had this great idea to blog about it. Around 7 hour later I have no idea what I was even thinking about.

I just rolled over 100,000 miles... No fireworks went off, i suppose cuz it a Honda. However if that would have been my Ford I would have expected much more (:

I have started this morning out better than yesterday. I have not stepped in any GIANT turds. Yesterday morning Harley (my dog) droped this turd that was like 7 inches long, then puked puddle about 3 inches. As I stepped in it the smell hit me. I dont know if it has to do with the food she eats. But her crap smells horrible! She never goes to the pees or poos in the house so she must have really had to go.

Today is the first Friday I dont have to work for 10 hours today... Like most Friday now that Adam is back in school we split the day. I get stuck teaching kickboxing which sucks, but it helps to get the morning started.

Im bored nothing has happen to blog about. Other than the sky looked awesome last night. I love it when it storms (:

I cut my hand today moping the floors, it hurt pretty bad. My ring finger started to go numb. Now everything is ok I can feel my finger agian. Only I can pull something like that off...

Roadhouse is good! yummi to my tummi! *just farted*
Tonight Will, Brian, and myself went to Roadhouse to eat after class. While in the middle of our meal I felt a big turd coming along. So I said I needed to go to the bathroom to unload and make room for more food. While in the bathroom I was pushing pretty hard just trying to get the lil' sucker out of there. I was thinking to myself how lucky I was to be the only person in the bathroom. Just as I finished my thought someone walked in ofcourse. So I could feel were the turd was and I knew that if I contuined to keep pushing by the time the other person was done I would be ready to release. However this person was talking a rather long time infact I am pretty sure they were doing the same thing that I was. But I was intent on pushing so I pushed a hugh fart out. (and when its warm you know its going to smell like sh!t) So I started to laugh cuz just as I did it another person walked in the restroom. So at that time I was just thinking the fasted possible way to get out of there. The other chick was not going into a stall. So I thought the next best thing to do was to walk out and act like the was the other person! muhahaha ^-to slick-^ I walked back to the table acting as if all went smooth. It was hard not to tell people but I thought if I tell I have not a thing to blog about at that time. So I saved my storying for the people that come here. Be happy :)

My shift knob came finally came in. (its really came in thur. I just did not know it) I put it on it does not fit like its said it would, but I think I can make it look ok in time. I guess if it was that easy where would be the fun in screwing something on?

Theres no food to eat for breakfast, kinda sucks cuz I am pretty hungry. But I think I will just eat at the little bakery a few stores up from the kungfu school. Its really good, however its all very high carb. I dont know how high and I am not going to ask.

I am not the proud owner of every Raidohead song ever recorded. (and some that were not) See since my computer has taken a turn for the worse. Big Will helped me out by downloading them for me, friends are great! So high speed internet access, which I have only seen ):

I made it through the weekend... To sum it up I worked then worked some more. Fo realz

I thinking bloging is a true way for dorks to get attention….

I blew a speaker about 2 months ago, it has really sucked since then. So yesterday when I was at Wal Mart getting a Ninja Turtle I thought I should go look at some speakers. So I got two new 6x9s there yellow and sounded pretty good in the store. So my goal sometime this weekend is to try to get them installed. I am the worlds worst when it comes to making time to do simple little things.

I babysat last night... It was ok I did not have anything else to do. I have found a new way to look at babysitting other than just the money and kung fu weapons. (*Kung fu trips is still aways good*) But now I look at babysitting as dive gear. I have to find things like that inorder to say I will babysit agian. And inorder to realize that I can not kill the kid or there would be no to more babysitting. Which would lead to no more money, no more fun things. Or atleast not as many.

Diving pictures!

today is Wednesday getting close to wednesday night. Wednesday nights are good. However they are one step closer to being bad now that I am teaching a weapons class at 6:30 prime time for eatting.

I went scuba diving it was awesome I will post up a link to some pictures soon.

I also just got done runing 3 miles and doing class, I hurt...

oh crap! not good not good at all... I ate way to much sugar free candy.... major Tasu Sai!

My head hurts.....

I really like ebay. I like the fact that I can buy something and never have to even set foot in a store and risk having to fight a croud of people. Plus I still get stuff cheaper. Even though the shipping on items is to high. But I dont have to waste the gas getting to the store either. Its works out. What would we do with on the internet?

Will got me flowers last night (: They smell really good.

However I came home to something that did not smell good at all. I think it had to do with something I did that morning. I Come home and the water in the potty is a little higher that usual. But I use it anyways. Well when i flush I start to brush my teeth and as I look over the water is about to come over. So I get the plunger and well start plunging. I was getting nowhere. Other than nasty crappy water all over the place. So when i see that it not going to over flow I just said screw it and went to bed. This morning when i woke up some of the water was down. However I did not bother to flush. So one else can find it. But since I knew ahead of time that I could not flush I had to leave early and fly to work just to crap.

hehehe...

I love sleep, it would be nice if I could just blog from my sleep. I can already pratice kungfu. If I could do that about 2 other things. See Will, and use the restroom. I would have it made...

Wow over 2,000 hits, you guys jobs must really stink..

My cell phone now working is a great thing, so I thought. However last night or I should say this morning I get a call I am guessing around 1 am or so. Its Keno wanting to know how to get a hold of Pedro. I am not happy when I am woke up from my sleep for such a stupid thing. From now on if I get calls that late someone better be dead or very close to it.


Hope this is a joke...

My book is in ( "Sensei") Tim ordered it for me at Hastings with his nice like employee Discount.

I got the Hook-up!

I wish I could sit home all day in my new nice clean underwear, watch Dvds, and play Playstation.

I watched Joe Dirt last night one VHS been a while since I have. VHS suck theres such a big difference, Dvd rocks!

Today started out sucking having to work. But then got so much better, I bought new underwear!

Now its sucks cow balls, I just got pulled over. I hate driving through Whitehouse. The stupid cop did not even look old enough to be driving!

This morning class killed me, I just weighted myself and if Wills scale is right. Well I have lost ten pounds in the past few weeks. I have also not eatten much today. But a few weeks ago I stepped up to see what it had to tell me, 110. Ehhh I am sure I will get it back this weekend.

:)

No sleep for Liz... One day I will get sleep agian, just not anytime soon. I know I dont feel it right now but I am sure the worst is to come.

This morning I had to be up bright and early on my day off to go babysit. Today would of been my first day off in over two weeks. I know I do it to myself but one day I will learn. Once I am sure it just wont be anytime soon. However after I went to Barnes & Noble and bought "Ordinary People Extraordinary Wealth." I suppose it will be a good book I have only heard one person to say its good. I am about to go read the reviews on Amazon. Once agian another smart move made by myself read the reviews after I buy the book. I also bought a "Super Street" magizine. I was just walking by and saw the words " 400 HP Civic" so I ofcourse bought it. I would have just read it in the store but they had it all sealed up. If I had a 400 HP Civic I would be dead. On an up note it is an SI they did it to :) Its also has some other cool things in it. So maybe if I put the first book to good use one day I will have a 400 HP civic. That would be bad ass. It was be a sleeper, with a chick driver.